taco bell employee:  how are you today?
me:  crunchwrap supreme

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

moriartty:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up